My name is Michael :D
I'm 17. I live in Texas yo. I love life so much right now.
I'm 17. I live in Texas yo. I love life so much right now.
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what?? piE ? i gotta see this
ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”
wait a second…
omfg no
MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S
LOLOLOL DICK SNAKE
TROUSER SNAKE
Whole new level to snake in your pants
The Jack Barakat and Taco Bell Chronicles.
- Teacher: Name one life-changing event
- Me: Finding out about alt+reblog
six seconds well spent. [best vines][eric dunn]
Just your everyday problems.
did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tagthe baby i’m gonna cry
well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?
Reblog again
the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”
^done.
